This sounds like cannibal talk. Is the ass the most tender cut of the human, excuse me, the long pork?

I’m surprised Dan didn’t address this as well. EVERYONE has an asshole, not just gay men. 

Getting anal isn’t a gay fantasy, wanting a guy to fuck you in the arse is a gay fantasy.

Help. AV Club just reported that Wentworth Miller has declared “I’m not doing any more PB”.

Um ...

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that will be handing Donald Trump his eviction notice and doing White House keggers with Diamond Joe in two months!

The style looks completely different it does not at all look like the original game in terms of style. 

I really hate the new look. In the original, everything on screen looked like they belong together. The remake looks like multiple art styles shoved together, especially the differences between the environments and characters.

But I thought we already figured out what happened to DB Cooper...

I don’t get all the James Gordon hate.

I’m sorry, but every time I heard James Corden’s voice as the AI, I wanted it to be Stephen Merchant instead. #wheatley4eva

It got pushed back - what didn’t? - but Donald Glover tweeted a couple of days ago that he’d spent lockdown perfecting the scripts to seasons 3 *and* 4 to the point where they're “going to be some of the best television ever made. Sopranos only ones who can touch us.”

I’ve been waiting for this one since I first heard it had been greenlit and the trailer did not disappoint. Now I “patiently” await news of it being available somehow in Canada...

I don’t think enough attention has been given to how *good* he looked for 80 years old. Seriously impressive.

/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

First clip I thought of when he passed was the Hoe clip.  Classic, best part of that is one of the other two contestants was a priest.  He went up to Ken and thanked him because that was his guess.  Oh and who can forget Alex rapping questions?  Oh such wonderful memories. 

Sorry, but the GOAT of Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches from SNL will always be this one:

goddamn phone!

Hey, spoiler alert, some of us are a thousand years behind you.