Zombieland: We Double Tapped But Ran Out Of Ideas

Letter 1: Double dildo. Everybody wins!

The most terrifying thing in his house is the thought of cleaning dust

It runs in the family

...others’ plastic surgery addictions and super gonorrhea
So, the Kardashians
BOOM!

Grant “Alan Moore’s tribute band” Morrison?

So glad Andrew Cunanan is doing interviews now

Who’s ripping off who again?

How are you posting here then? Make a Sanity check.
As for non-euclidean indoor shenanigans, try opening all reachable doors and windows, turning off all power/gas/water, and then reaching for the phone blindfolded.  Good luck!

The only thing in common between seasons are the title and the executive producers, so... yay?

You tell them to be wary of people with lots of power, fame, influence, status, money, etc., for they tend to act as if rules and common decency don’t apply to them.

I’m so glad this entitled fuck is getting what’s coming for him, and now serves as a warning for other entitled young assholes in Hollywood to quit their abuse of power. His career is finally over and his daddy and contacts can’t do anything about it.

tl;dr: Disney doesn’t like gore

I wonder if Catherine O’Hara got the voice for Moira Rose from that Meryl Streep’s performance. It’s uncannily identical.

No need to remind me how destructive and batshit crazy Scientology is. I just think that there’s a spectrum of followers that range from lunatic/manipulative (Tom Cruise) to skeptical/apostate (Leah Remini). The thought that Moss can only be a brainwashed puppet that lost the ability to make a joke sounds absurd.

I think you’re seeing what you want to see. Like her beliefs dictate every aspect of her personality, which sounds preposterous. I don’t watch Colbert and think Catholicism for every thing he does and says.

No, they don’t exist anymore. Only the haters who click on INXS-related articles and comment because they’re bored.

Angry Joel Kinnaman is the best only Joel Kinnaman

Pardon? That’s Dutch’s Ethan Randall

You care for her, you’ve been all this time by her side, and leaving her will make you feel guilty for not doing enough. Don’t. You’ve already shared 20 years of your life with her, that’s more than enough, and now is your time to start a new life. Don’t sacrifice your happiness anymore.
Don’t think of it as wasted…