Lobot: cool before Lindeloffed

I'd love a Rando Cardrissian movie. Maybe we could shuffle a couple of ideas.

I'm pretty sure he meant that the glorious sunset of his heart was fading. That soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in his space.
But Bill has fancy plans, and pants to match!

"Nah, he was just running away from a loose seal"

whaa? didn't know they made one

Daaaaaamn, I forgot all about Vulcan Fury.
"Thank you", guys…

I created fan fiction about Jesus and Magneto.
Not all of it was gay, though.

I hope to God they convince Queens Of The Stone Age to make a cameo again, this time as a rival boy band member.
Gown FTW, y'all!

What a time to be alive…

don't give them ideas

No, it doesn't mean you are getting old. It means this is an absolutely unnecessary article. Metal fans know his place in history well. "Analyzing" his coolness is idiotic.

Then you just take it and… rub it ALL over your face..
Looks like I picked the wrong week to sell my bunk.

If you think comparing Orson Welles to Kanye and Jay Z in your campaign video will attract younger supporters, man you're appealing to the wrong crowd.

did the trailer just show the happy ending?
either way, that's about enough for me. Next!

Politically correct but not funny, Internet!

Amateurs. There was good ol' "amber.gif" to fill my needs.

(downvoted)
dude, not even sarcastically… y-you went too far

Please tell me Clarke Peters is playing Charles Ramsey. Pretty please??

So bullshit filmmaking is universal, regardless of budget. Then RDJ is basically saying he wouldn't put up with that shit unless he's getting paid millions.

are we back to Something Awful ten years ago?