*sniffles* no no, allergies. *sniffles*

Reminds me a little of my dad's approach to gifts. The man is a big, bearded blue collar worker with a heavy accent who loves Diet Coke, his garage, and above all, being whimsical. I wrote a poem in my tweens about how he'd "give me the world if I asked", so for Christmas he got me a globe. One Christmas during…

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

Yeah. I don't even think it's her. I think it's her celebrity impersonator. Look at the unusually high forehead:

Right!??! Every time i see his name i automatically picture/understand it as French Stewart, literally every time.

Nope, Khloe's on the Us Weekly cover.

And when she comes home from a day at "work," she doesn't have to rush to daycare or risk being charged overtime, or stop at the grocery store, cook dinner, clean it up, get the laundry done, give the kid a bath and read stories, and try and balance the checkbook before falling into bed. Rinse repeat.

I want someone to make a gif of Lafayette's solo living room dance from last night. Internet, make it happen!!

Also, Canadians! There are more than 5 of us, I'm sure. ;-)

It's a stole. You whip it around your shoulders like a fur pashmina.

I love that exclamation! Never heard it before! Giggle-snorted

SWEET FANCY MOSES. I was reading this and someone messaged me on Facebook. I shrieked out loud at Starbucks.

I can't help but love these kinds of stories, even though they're fake. I blame my childhood obsession with Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

I got nothing. Except to say that those should be Hallmark cards.

Something to wash away the disgusting feelings this story is giving everyone! Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.

Oh, and to wrap World Pride up, we got a rainbow after a brief downpour earlier this evening.

As a politician, she's pretty corrupt. No better than Tim Hudak. Liberal party and PC are terrible. Ontario deserves better.

Ummm, nothing from Toronto? We're hosting World Pride this year! Should also add that we have one of the biggest Pride parades in the world.