baronessvonsaucypants
baronessvonsaucypants
baronessvonsaucypants

Good stuff. Last weekend I offered a handshake to someone I met at a party and the stupid hippie didn't take the hint and forced me to hug her, saying, "Oh, no, I do hugs!"

My kid is the same way! She's a little less shy now (she's nearly 4) but if she does not want to hug you SHE WILL NOT HUG YOU and I'm sure as shit not going to force her to. Sorry, seldom-seen grandparents, you just have to live with it.

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

Thank you for writing this.

I didn't see much ridicule. It seems like most people were more curious as to why she looks like she got a face transplant.

I saw the Gawker article this morning and it is still blowing my mind. Like, what happened?!

He inspired me. A favorite present was this lovely Barbie. And he inspired me to learn how to sew.

The Golden Girls had that really fly song about Miami.

I hate that I find him attractive in spite of his crime. Or maybe because of it? $40 is good money! He could treat me to a really nice meal at the TGIF with that kind of cash

I don't think there's a cure for what this nasty piece of work has. Well, maybe euthanasia.

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Sorry for the crappy video quality, but this is one of my faves.

Especially since the mentally ill are more likely than the average person to be victims of violent crime.

  • Ryan Murphy and his husband had a baby boy! If the kid's anything like the other things Murphy creates, he will start off strong and be all over the place by year three.

I think...just stay up really late. If you stay awake after the group goes to bed, and he or she stays awake too, it kind of goes without saying that sex is on the table. When in doubt, stay up later.

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

This would make a wonderful memoir. You've clearly got the writing chops to pull it off.

I hope you comment more!

Cj pls...just because you don't like them doesnt mean we all dont. I am getting old. Bigger phones mean I can see it better.....bigger batteries........I admit sometimes they are a little shitty in the hand, but I like my note.