Kara Brown, somewhere near the middle, James turns into Josh...

I loved me some Will Smith back when he was acting and on the teevee, but OMG his offspring are insufferable.

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing.

Me, too! I was weirdly obsessed with original L&O as a child and loved her scenes as Shambala Green, esp her white-hot chemistry with Michael Moriarty. I have been a huge Lorraine Toussaint fan ever since then. She is just amazing.

SPOILERS! Heh, kidding - I haven't see it yet, but I don't care about spoilers. On topic - I CANT WAIT to see this now, because Ive been a major fan of Ms Toussaint since her early L&O days (Shambala Green!)

Or we can just ignore him completely.

Nailed it. I won't be following that link, it's just fucked up to even post it. So much wrong Jezebel.

Sweet - both for Steenburgen, and that this points to how the show can loop Pornstache back in. His presence was sorely missed during season two. Sorry Bennett, you and Daya are complete snores.

Perfect. So if I house sit for you, watch your pets or car or any possessions then I can sell them too. Sign me up for your immoral chaos land. Sounds perfectly reasonable.

Some guy swiped a little girl's headband, yanked it up one leg, and stuck his junk in it to wear to the beach. Sounds about right.

Damn, did you see that they are donating $30,000 to her medical bills despite what the investigation turns up? Classy move, KFC. Color me impressed.

I know what you mean...there's the sexy show of flesh, and then there's the clinical show of flesh. This falls into the latter category.

The winner did an amazing job, but before I read the article, I was pulling for lady in blue. She looks like she crawled out of the sea. I want this myself.

I have held fast to my belief that Tangled is trillions times better than Frozen. Tangled's storyline, characters, and aesthetics were far beyond Frozen's. (Okay, except Olaf.)

The songs are SO cringe-worthy! 90% of the lyrics are absolutely awful. I thought the movie was okay, but everyone raving about the music has been making me like it less and less.

Totally agree: Shrek and Despicable Me were a million times more entertaining than Frozen! And they were actually hilarious.

It made the unforgivable mistake of being boring.

Karen Carpenter's isolated vocal tracks. Her voice, it cuts right through me. Makes me want to cry and laugh, just feel everything all at once.

Her widdle hand is holding his like she won't let go of her new bff. And he's cool with that.

I'm jealous. You have a chance at a truly GLORIOUS bingewatch in your future.