Me too, and I was a little kid. It never made sense to me why we needed shoulder pads, especially on children's outfits. I would get the scissors and cut them out, feeling so offended and pissed off.

Shoulder pads were the bane of my existence. I remember cutting them out of EVERY SINGLE THING I owned that had them because even in the 80's and early 90's I knew they were fucking stupid.

This idea of a shoe made entirely from glass is really unrealistic to me. It would be really impossible to walk in. I liked the take on the glass slipper in Ever After much better. Realistic and pretty.

Hate to break it to you, but pregnancy can do a number on the muscle ton in one's abdomen. My twins are four, I have lost the baby weight and then some, and weigh less, am a smaller size, and in better shape than ever before in my life. I am by no means overweight. But when I sit down, my midsection looks like hers.…

Jay Z made this same suggestion to Solange and she almost kicked his ass for it.

"Since I was once suspended from work for a week for telling a customer that ordering their Tuna Steak Sandwich well done was 'ruining a perfectly good piece of fish'"

I was exactly club age when this came out. Now I'm 35 with 2 kids and I'm like "Cuz it's 11:30 and I've been in bed for half an hour."

Just to add some squee to this already super squee story, perhaps they will sleep LIKE DEEEEZZ !!!!!!!! <3 <3

I didn't have any trouble reading the handwriting? Also, the paste is still applied so this isn't the final result. But way to find an angle for being a Debbie Downer all over this pile of awesome!

And, to add, that "I hate my son," makes me want to cry. Like it's his fault he was born a boy. This person is an awful, awful human being and I can only pray she doesn't show how she feels to her son.

I don't mean to sound like a dick, as I'm sure this was utterly terrifying and whoever was watching the child learned their lesson and got a shit ton of hell thrown at them from their spouse over it, but this really seems like shitty, god damn parenting. Who the fuck lets a 3 year old outside by themselves long enough…

Stupid «mitter» term aside, I think this is super positive. Dudes can be totally nurturing. A childhood friend of mine just had her first baby and her boyfriend is the one who is way more «traditionally motherly» with the little bébé. He does diapers, knows how to soothe her, fusses about ways to wrap her up, sings to…

ohmygod, ohmygod, you are my new hero. Did you make this/never mind, don't care

If you don't mind me de-railing for Canadians...

That gif is fanfuckingtastic. I cant believe I have not see it before.

Canada was in the top 10 until 2007. When was Harper elected? I'm not saying there's a causality relationship here, but I'm not saying there isn't...

I'm rather (read: VERY) disappointed by this - a "white tie & decorations" dress code is what you'd get at a State Banquet, i.e. white tie for men (which means tailcoat, not just a white bow tie) and formal ball gown plus tiaras (if they've got them, and don't tell me Anna Wintour couldn't get her hands on a tiara),…

I finally understand the appeal of Jackie Chan. That pic is funny.

haha I wish facebook allowed gifs because this would quickly become my most overused Kanye troll-meme

they paid for photos and an experience something that some celebrities give for free. If people are paying to spend time with you at least try and make it a good time. It's not as if any of them were trying to harass her.