I think they make a charming duo and I would seriously watch ridiculous sporting events more often if they were the commentators for them. FLY FISHING WITH TARA AND JOHNNY.

I for one welcome this strangely coincidental trend of random mishaps happening to oddly annoying selfie takers (selfiers? selifinauts?).

Well done, children. You have officially melted my cynical heart for the day.

The kid is six, though. He's in first grade and wrote a poem. He'll be fine.

Not gonna lie, do want. Not to wear, mind you. Just to sit in my closet for me to look at.

There is nothing worse than a toddler who's been woken up too soon. They are the grouchiest of grouches and you can't even give them coffee to sort them out.

That is so effed up, intellectually I know it's some stupid wi-fi internet hocus pocus but in those first months with a new baby you are so on edge and in such a super protective mode. I can't imagine the anxiety in that household. I hope they catch the "comedian" who did this and make an example of him.

The only reason someone isn't dead because of this is luck. She's no different than a murderer. This should be life in prison. End of story. If I wasn't against the death penalty for a variety of other reasons, this would be a prime example of that. She knowingly falsified a document intended to save someone's life.

Every guy you (a woman) asked SAID they would love it?

I'm not a religious person but when I hear Mahalia Jackson sing my agnostic shell develops millions of hairline cracks. She's, as you likely know, amazing:

Love it, love her, and that necklace. Must have. It will go so well with today's sweatpants, Gap V-neck with mysterious pasta-sauce stain, and moccasins. Yes. Yes it will.

To be fair, Doctor Who would be higher BUT THERE'S NO NEW EPISODES UNTIL DECEMBER.

Lol, stop with that bullshit. We're talking about Lindsay Lohan here. She's not above using ANYTHING for attention, sympathy, pity, money, etc. If you truly believe her then you have learned nothing from her decade of being a mess and blaming her team, black people, better actresses, the police, the judge, her…

Do people really believe her?? Come on, guys. It's the Lohans we are talking about. Unless it was an abortion and she's calling it a miscarriage just to get sympathy from Oprah, which I still wouldn't believe, this is not true. Sounds fucked up, but we know this family long enough and Lindsay is a compulsive liar.…

But nobody was saying, "ew, Sally Field sure got old," or "remember when Jessica Lange was hot?" Okay, sure, it helps that these women already had the good looks of Sally and Jessica, but they are out in the world with their crows feet and neck wrinkles and they are owning it.

45.

Point of order, if it is your child, you are NOT babysitting, you are holding up your end of the child rearing responsibility. Babysitting is what non-parents do.

I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…