You brag all you want Chris Meloni, you deserve it, you worked hard for that booty!

Mac and Rachel Cory for the win! I miss it, too. Remember Iris and all the maribou feathers? Great stuff.

Can we talk about that green dress made for a six-breasted junior?

What a sweet little guy <3 Long hair is irresistible to babies, which is why my hair was short when my kids were infants! And George looks so much like Wills did as a baby, whom I hesitate to admit that I remember when he was born. #old

Wow that baby looks like William!

Every part of this is completely ridiculous. This makes me want to live on a deserted island with no contact with humanity for the rest of my days.

Yo what's wrong with her face?

Well, I guess now is as good a time as ever to post a pic of myself. Here goes...

I just want to strap whomever came up with this BS campaign to a gurney and pluck every single hair of theirs, individually, with tweezers. One by one. Laughing manic and gleefully.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay. My top 10 takeaways from episode one...

The interruption was offensive. OFFENSIVE.

I want a pony too! [sticks lower lip out and pouts]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.

County

I loathe One Million Moms. They need to stick to laundering their menstrual-scented Anne Taylor stretch pants and reading their clandestine copies of Fifty Shades of Grey while the smart people talk about smart people things.

But... but the Jays are 2-1! LET ME HAVE THIS!!

I wanna see photos, that sounds adorable!

wow. i mean, i can understand lamenting about this as a plus-sized bride, but this just seems incredibly overdramatic for prom. it was so traumatic for you that ten years later you still can't even look at the photos? seriously? was pigs' blood spilled on you? i mean, what the hell happened?