Fuck Jimmy Fallon

Is Jimmy Fallon drunk in this clip?? Also, Cardi B is fucking hilarious, and Bodak Yellow is a banging fucking song, I STILL play it 3 times a night in the club and everyone goes nuts for it.

This is a masterclass in making dumb White men uncomfortable. I love her. And I also REALLY hate Jimmy Fallon

I don’t love her music, but I do love her and how much she absolutely confounds people. The more people bitch about her, the more I love her because she does not give a fuck. She’s real. I mean, what’s not to like:

it won’t stop staring at me

You know... I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that it’s really normal to be mega pissed at your luggage getting lost by the airline. Probably even sara there would at least have a tinge of annoyance.

I sometimes think Rose McGowan should take a deep breath before she tweets. I also believe Meryl is probably very much in a bubble when it comes to her day-to-day life.

Among the many things about our current political climate that make we want to scream into a pillow until I pass out is the absolute obsession these dumb shits have with wasting time and money trying to criminalize abortion.

I wonder how it feels to wake up everyday with the sole purpose of making life miserable for everyone in society? #AskARepublican

Thank God. I love how forced birthers act as though women are gleefully cruising through a pregnancy until the 2nd or third tri and decide, “ugh, this is really cramping my style, I don’t want a baby after all.” IDIOTS: NO WOMAN WANTS TO ABORT THAT LATE. Any woman aborting that late has either been prevented by her…

There is nothing I’ve said that indicates a lack of empathy for religious people.

I graduated from a “good” law school, have practiced for over a decade, and have taken and passed two bar exams (one of them five months ago!). I have nary a clue what either of those things are.

#whitemenfailingupwards

How the fuck does he not know what the Daubert standard is, or what a motion in limine is?

That makes absolutely no sense, lol.

Sadly...

Ditching Christianity is fantastic, but I’d much prefer folks go all the way. Trade in faith for fact and deal with the world as it actually exists in the here and now.

I flippin love polenta!

The man married his adoptive daughter, for fuckssake. He’s disgusting.

Last time we played this article I stated a simple explanation that got me a decent amount of flack. Let’s do it again,