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Beyonce just gave us THE GIFT of the year.  WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every person who files a lawsuit because they have to vaccinate their kid should be automatically submitted for regular visits from child services.

When you think from the anti-vaxxer’s perspective, their logical fallacies are as similar to gun nuts. They think the government is out to get them/control them, and they completely lack any ability to have self-reflection or are over-entitled sociopaths that do not care if they unintentionally hurt or kill others.

I could never be a judge. I have neither the tact nor the patience.

Fury specifically mentions Klein in the post-credits scene, and it’s implied that Hill is currently in contact with him. (Presumably he is the one that informs her of the “multiple bogies” over Wakanda.) He undoubtedly knows where Fury and Hill are at the time of the snappening and can tell the rest of the Avengers…

What other planets have their own super powered team defending them? I’ll wait. What wack ass argument are you trying to make here? She wasn’t rude, flippant, or disrespectful. Like Rhodey is SNARKY as FUCK and no one says anything but I get it. A lot of you people have really showed your asses since Captain Marvel…

Good, now get your friends and family to care too and spread the word.

I give a fuck. This is absolute bullshit and I am in disbelief that none of them appear to have fucking common sense. This is a horrible act and the police who opened fire on this person are not just cowards, but murderers. 

Nah, there was that White man who was on tape begging for his life in a motel hallway, unarmed, who was also gunned down for no reason. That shit was barely a blip on the radar for White people.

Not really.  I’m 51 and feel I could play any age from 60 to “dead for up to a week.”

Reddit exploding about something a person of color says is about as predictable as an asshole exploding after a dinner from Taco Bell (except the mess the asshole makes is actually less offensive).

Cool.

I put them on an all-white plate. Quit bitching.

MOM YOU KNOW I ONLY LIKE THE ONES SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS WHY MUST I ALWAYS SUFFER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER SUFFERED

I bet he’s glad he’s got your approval.

JORDAN PEELE IS THE REAL RACIST! ONE THING HAPPENING JUST ONE TIME EVER TO A WHITE MAN IS A BIGGER CRIME THAN THAT THING HAPPENING A MILLION TIMES TO A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE! I AM VERY LOGICAL!

He also gets to make movies starring a black cast that don’t feature at least one member of said black cast dressed up like a grandmother figure with a raging case of dementia and a speech impediment, okerrrrrrrrr?

I won’t even look in the mirror until my reflection is recast as an Asian American.