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Beyonce just gave us THE GIFT of the year.  WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good, now get your friends and family to care too and spread the word.

I give a fuck. This is absolute bullshit and I am in disbelief that none of them appear to have fucking common sense. This is a horrible act and the police who opened fire on this person are not just cowards, but murderers. 

Nah, there was that White man who was on tape begging for his life in a motel hallway, unarmed, who was also gunned down for no reason. That shit was barely a blip on the radar for White people.

If I found out that Colin Farrell is not nice I might have to kill myself.

Counterpoint: Moths are terrifying, and if you’re not afraid, it’s probably because your a secret-invasion moth in disguise, waiting for us to let our guard down so you can reveal yourself and frighten us all to death.

Counterpoint: The Japanese.

Godzilla cares not for your bad opinion.

Not really.  I’m 51 and feel I could play any age from 60 to “dead for up to a week.”

Reddit exploding about something a person of color says is about as predictable as an asshole exploding after a dinner from Taco Bell (except the mess the asshole makes is actually less offensive).

Cool.

I put them on an all-white plate. Quit bitching.

MOM YOU KNOW I ONLY LIKE THE ONES SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS WHY MUST I ALWAYS SUFFER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER SUFFERED

I bet he’s glad he’s got your approval.

JORDAN PEELE IS THE REAL RACIST! ONE THING HAPPENING JUST ONE TIME EVER TO A WHITE MAN IS A BIGGER CRIME THAN THAT THING HAPPENING A MILLION TIMES TO A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE! I AM VERY LOGICAL!

Any white men wanna take a break from watching the thousands of movies centered around them and jump in here to say “this is not in the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr!!!”? Now’s your chance to educate us all

He also gets to make movies starring a black cast that don’t feature at least one member of said black cast dressed up like a grandmother figure with a raging case of dementia and a speech impediment, okerrrrrrrrr?

I won’t even look in the mirror until my reflection is recast as an Asian American.  

My wife wouldn’t let the DJ play Rains at our wedding and I’m still bitter about it.