It would likely be 100 km/hr

I remember those same bold claims.
It was from back when Monster Trucks were all corporate, AND everything was cheaper.

After being dragged to several of these by my 7 year old son, I can tell you kids seats are NOT “fiiive bucks”.

“Sponsored by Xiaomi”

Does this dog not understand that getting in cars often leads to CAR RIDES!?
I can ask my greyhound to talk to him if you want.

Yes, I would think those in the industry understand that people preferred their cars not kill them, and implement V2V regardless of regulations.

VW had the presence of mind to have the same type of drain, but the joint that the rear drain hose slips onto comes lose.

I have it on good authority that “on the wings of death” is the only way to fly...

Although I guess that’s technically correct...the sunroof does not leak.
The sunroof drain line, however, leaks like Bonnie and Clyde.

My 2010 Golf disagrees with you, as does the 2003 Passat that came before it...

But how is your car going to leak, without a sunroof that you’ll never use?! How?!
My wife insisted on getting one on our Santa Fe. We NEVER use it.
It doesn’t leak yet, but it will. If it doesn’t explode first, that is...

Includes special goggles* to protect your eyes from the interior.

(*driver only)

He’s so method that it wasn’t even him.
He was ACTUALLY JIM MORRISON when he did it.
He’s just as angry at Jim Morrison as the rest of us. Maybe even more so.

“What do you call it when you poop and pee at the same time?”

How is this still a thing (spot reduction)?!
I thought the word was out on this like a decade ago, but people still believe it?
I’m personally glad spot reduction isn’t possible. Think of how messed up people would look it it were.

Ya, I didn’t realize until after I’d written it, that this was a hardware problem.
That sucks.

Wow...that doesn’t sound like your typical bootloop!
I was a Nexus user right up until the 6.
Glad I skipped it.

Are you sure it’s dead?
A boot looping phone can usually be fixed.
If I had a nickel for every time I soft-bricked a phone and brought it back, I’d have a jar full of nickels.
Not like a pickle jar. Maybe one of those small peanut butter ones.

Easy. He just hangs them on opposing sides of the bike, like saddlebags.