He probably could’ve phrased it better, but I agree with the underlying sentiment 100%. It’s absurd that every male friendship gets distorted into a potential gay relationship, even when there’s no evidence beyond the relationship being just a male friendship. Happens with female friendships, too (see, e.g.,…

‘Automatics are faster’...I don’t care, I don’t drive on a racetrack. ‘Automatics are better in traffic’...I live in NJ, we know traffic, and I still prefer a manual and I do get off the damned highway and take back roads when it’s bumper-to-bumper. ‘You just want to pretend you are a racing driver’...No, I just want…

I buy new cars, and I won’t buy one without a manual.

What good is Des without Troy?

I know it’s a line, but crossbows were once considered so deadly and terrible that a pope banned their use (against Christians). Them and longbows were so good that they could kill any kind of Christian, even the nobility who could afford armor that your typical soldier/serf wouldn’t have. So maybe they were just…

Yet somehow large segments of our voting population wants to create more of them....

People forced to take a low wage job are shitty people? Who suck the life out of you?

I’m not so sure about that. A good spin workout will burn a lot of calories. It mostly uses your legs/glutes, but those are your biggest muscles. My heart rate is highly elevated and I am gasping for air after a 45 minute spin session. I suppose you could theoretically burn more calories doing something else, but…

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

2006 Maxima is what i think

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

It’s Boston. They were already going to piss in their cup and throw it at the ref anyway

George W. Bush was absolutely one of the single worst presidents in American history. No question. But the gap between Bush and Trump is incredibly vast, so if Ellen DeGeneres wants to demonstrate a little good will towards a former president—even a gross one—in order to signal what the modicum of acceptability is,…

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

I’ve always suspected he did that movie in a quid pro quo;. he did it and then got to make The Quiet Place.

The bride is far more gracious than I would’ve been if my sister said she wanted to be the center of attention at my wedding, which is exactly what you’re saying when you say you want to wear a T-rex costume to be someone’s Maid of Honor because TECHNICALLY they said you could wear “whatever you wanted” and that’s…

To be honest, I think the sister (the one getting married) comes off as the true hero of the story here. Wearing that costume was guaranteed to siphon attention away from the bridal couple for as long as it was on, and I’m pretty skeptical of the intentions of someone who would do that at someone’s wedding (or any…

Shame to hear of his passing.

“FAHKIN’ MIDICHLORIAHNS”

My favorite car seats.