What?! We call them eyebrow trimmers up here! What are we supposed to do with them?!
Right. I should have gotten that!
Definitely Crack Pipe!
CP?
You’re not the king of me. Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Just for that, I gonna put a bare rim on my car and go driving with no pants on.
I’d go fully naked, but it’s really cold out today.
Minor key, with some notes also way off.
That’ll buff right out.
Well, it is supercar-grade painters tape...
Ugh...terrible interior. It’s like they didn’t even bother with the inside.
Just covered it with packing foam and painters tape. Gross.
10/10 would death again
In the same boat here.
“That guy’s not an old man! He’s my age....shit.”
When I was in the 9th grade, that used to happen to me ALL THE TIME...
No. I really didn’t get that.
I took the not calling 911 as being him familiar enough with the situation to realize that is was hopeless.
Plus, this was backcountry. I can’t imagine 911 is going to get anyone there in time to make a difference.
FRIENDS make you strong...
This man disagrees with you.
They’ve got those at the home my mom is in. They are actually pretty cool.
The bouncer was immediately fired.
And notice how the man isn’t attempting to make small talk...just doing his job. Not even making eye contact.
This is why I said “just wait for it”...some dipshit will pipe up with that sooner than later.