“Masterpiece Arms”...they don’t even have good taste.

Plus, free haircut!

I didn’t realize Florida Man was married.

Seriously! They asked him to leave, stuff happened, and in the end he left!
What’s the problem?!

Judging by the view in the GIF, I’d say it’s an adhesive-soaked spongy tip kind of deal.

Avoid pumpkins as well, lest you try to run over one that some rascal has filled with concrete.

No, they usually just ban you from the hotel. And that’s only if you’re causing a disturbance.

I dunno...I heard a rumor that Orr has a serious knee problem.

How can he be a racist?! He was eating MEXICAN FOOD!

Obviously, the drone was following the flight plan it had filed prior to taking off...

No, only an idiot would say that.

I’m not sure you understand how landmines work.
I get the feeling that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

*slow claps

Hey, fuggedaboutit...

You make it sound like they were all a bunch of scumbags or something...

It’s definitely not a good look, is it?

At this point the question in my mind is WHY Trump Tower was NOT wiretapped..kinda sounds like it would have been justified.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

This is exactly what they promised/threatened to do with the EVO, isn’t it?

Well played