Come on, they’re not inferring that.
It was more like “he did not NOT deserve to die”... pretty big difference.

Thanks!

*Accidentally taps 12
“Huh, must be random noise.”

Please do not disrupt my bowels

The only thing better than cold pizza is hot pizza.
Although scotch is pretty good too.

This is why I always tap out an ascending series of Prime numbers. That way they know for sure it was intentional.

Only kind of grilles I don’t like...

Little known fact, cease and desist letters go “ka-chow!” when you open them.

It was a ticket for passing a cop.
Everybody knows not to do this.
Unless they’re pulled over, you’re stuck matching their speed...unless of course you like fighting tickets for going 1 kmh over (some people have weird hobbies).

Atta boy. It’s one thing to love your kids. It’s quite another to let them know this.

Are we sure he wasn’t threatening Elton John?

Stop hugging your kids. Problem solved.
Glad to hear the Ankers are working well. I have a pair on the way right now.

ISIS is really getting creative...

Even if it was just the visual thing...
I can’t imagine being one of his neighbors.

Yup, my first thought about “what harm was the collection doing to anybody?”.
The answer is “potentially lots”.

The REAL comptroller?

Yes, but they size them metric, so you have to do the conversion.

I was going to say, this car had no tires. It was instead equipped with tyres.

I’m going to speculate that:

Ah, yer one of the good ones...