The only thing harder than hitting a bullet with a bullet, is doing it with 1970s tech...

Too soon.

Can confirm. They do not sell.
Offer to take them offline for a fee. That’s where the cheddar is at.

My mind cannot handle this new, unexpected information.

That EVO crash video literally made me nauseous.
That was terrifying.

Police later released Tompkins after failing to identify suitable charges

Looked to be a remanufactured Bosch. Looked just like what I was pulling out, but painted orange.
This was one of my first wrenching experiences, in the late 90s. I was astounded that getting a good part was such a crap shoot.

I once replaced an alternator in a Jetta, and reman was the only option available at the shop.
I had to get THREE before I had one that worked. And this was after they “tested” each one before selling it to me.

Yup. This.
VW Canada sent me a letter last year essentially saying “don’t call us, we’ll call you”.
Thanks! If I survive, I look forward to hearing from them!

“Popeing ain’t easy but it’s necessary”

EPA...you guys still doing that?

“Disciplined” as in fucking fired? I sure do hope so...

Hmmm...I think I’m removing my engine cover then! That sounds like an upgrade!

No sabotage necessary there.

That also seems like a pretty friendly move, but I guess it depends on what you’re into.

What could possibly go wrong?!
You don’t add 28 psi of boost because you like to stop...

Let it go, friendo.
The answers to those questions are not going to make anyone happy.
Some doors are better left closed.

It was the idea of carnivorous cows that really got me.

When I first read that, I thought you had made turkey sandwiches for you COWS.
I’m going to drink some more coffee now.

Crumple zone in a Beetle?
Yer sittin’ in it.