Yup. I did that once. Not fun (or smart).

Sad!

Wait...that was not slow-mo?

Goddamn, he is good.
In that slow-mo replay, he’s moving so fast everyone else looks like they’re standing still!

You are a terrible, terrible person.
There’s coffee all over my keyboard now.

It actually didn’t look to me like his head did hit the boards, but rather his shoulder and torso (although it may have hit the ice, like that’s any better).
You’re right though, that the head doesn’t need to be struck to be concussed.
And it this point, I doubt Crosby needs much more than a hard sneeze to get a…

STOP BEING A VOICE OF REASON.
This is no place for that.

There’s a good chance you’re getting charged for self defense too...

Fascinating story!
I have to admit, I don’t know BMWs at all, and had no idea what a 2002 was.
I saw one of the pictures and thought “THAT is what BMWs looked like in 2002?!”

cannot be discharged across public roadways

I’d say he’s good.
If you zoom in, it looks like the gun is pointing directly at the water. The stock looks like it’s showing on his left side.
PS, looks like they are likely shooting clays. Something’s obscured by the dude in the red shirt that looks like it could be a thrower.
Plus, if they are hunting, they’re going…

I’ve never heard of this “GTI” before.
And it has hybrid-like fuel economy you say?
I’ll have to tell my wife about this ultra fuel efficient wonder as a replacement for my Golf immediately!
“That’s right, babe! This tune will make it EVEN MORE fuel efficient!”

Long long ago, my dad had a 1974 Super Beetle convertible.
I love that thing.
It had low (or no) compression in one cylinder, which somehow made it even more fun to drive.
It sounded like a Panzer, and drove like a street legal golf cart, but it did give me my first taste of RWD.

If she was going to lie about who she was, why wouldn’t she pick a less terrorist-y name?

“So obviously, he’s a pretty smart cookie. You know, like one of those Chinese ones.”

Glad they made the right call. That was in no way intentional.

We were told that was the case with our Hyundai.
I’ve tested it, and can tell you that’s not the case.
With no key in it, you can jump in and drive until you run out of gas.
You can’t turn it off and restart it of course, but other than that, the only issue is the annoying “no key” notification.
I’d put up with an…

Ha! Your trash-talk is adorable (ie. “oh, you little butt”).

GOOD.
Somebody needs to teach this drongo a lesson.
While there’s a time and a place for sweet sweet burnouts, the racetrack is obviously not the place.
That shit is for parking lots and stoplights and drive-throughs.

That’s not what they’re saying at all.
This passenger was out of control and assaulted them repeatedly, striking their fists and elbows with his face.