Unless it’s a standard provision in contracts (which it is).
The team doesn’t even lose in this, as they’re insured against it.

Why is being dead any different than retiring due to injury?
Same end result...you’re unable to play.
This is exactly how it should work.

With any mystery box, I always assume that it contains Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.
I get so freaked out when I have to visit the warehouse at work...

I guess they assemble at more than one facility, and it’s only the ones that come from the hangar that get the ghost badge.

Loved that!
Even if I didn’t love cars I’d probably still love it!

Nope. Alien computer simulation...everyone knows that.

He’s the victim of a gypsy curse. If he stops playing, he’ll die.

Yup.
I had my first kid at 38.
This shit is a young man’s game, and I will be lucky to survive it.

They figured the best place to hide it’s one weakness was in plain sight.
Like if Superman chose the name “Kryptonite-man”.

All these stars!

Those are speed-scallops...they make the car go faster.

Goddamn...look at all those empty seats.

Silence. We don’t talk about that.

It never really looked to me like Anderson was interfered with, as much as just putting himself in the wrong position.
He flopped on his side. He put his stick and his arm where they were.
The fact that it went in didn’t seem to have anything to do with Vanek.
I’m a Leafs fan, and I was satisfied that it was a legit…

It does sound pretty sweet, though...

Goddamned right. Strip it all!
Don’t forget the ridiculously overpriced Bluetooth module under the passenger seat!

...and Mars is gonna pay for it.

Step 1, Get a greyhound
Step 2, Profit

Who are you, my MOM?!

I’m sorry, but that’s kind of awesome.