That’s actually known as a “Buryatian hat-trick”

Do we have Amazon Prime videos up here?!
I have an Amazon USA Prime account just to watch a few shows (and because I keep forgetting to cancel it), but I’d get rid of it if there were a Canadian equivalent.
It’s a pain in the ass when I buy something on Amazon, and then have to make sure it doesn’t get delivered to my…

Oh no you don’t...
Fix your goddamn country, and THEN you can move here.

It’s time to play Jim Rash or Moby?

How’s he supposed to get away then?!

That was fantastic, you wonderful, terrible bastard...

The underwear was just smart. You wouldn’t want to get your clothes all burned.
Clothes cost money, but you can always grow new skin for free.

Oh goddamnit.

Yup. With anything road related, I like to go with the assumption that everything else on the road is actively trying to kill me.

My first guess was “diesel truck filled with gas”

Where are these Sexy Hamburglar gifs?
Just asking. It sounds stupid, and is totally not a fetish of mine.

If it was an organized campaign of intimidation, they probably would have sent someone larger than Katt Williams.
Although, he does have that baton, as if you say “I just kicked a majorette’s ass to get this, how do you think you’re gonna do?”

It looks like the car has just spotted a very attractive lady-car.

Jibanyan but no Robonyan!?
I believe I would take my business elsewhere, thank you very much.

Yup, given all the unknowns in the equation, this is the only thing approaching a right answer.

I love the look. “YOU DID THIS TO ME!!”

Pro Tip

My understanding of it is that unless you are cropping the photo, you’re not going to get a nice, tight headshot with the 50mm, unless you get in close enough to give your subject a Pinocchio-like nose.

Ouch...

For a second there, I was sure he was going to return to his home planet.
I was a little disappointed when he came back down.