HA! That was even better than WITH the sound!

You sir, are a national treasure.

Yup, mine was a rental as well. So just maybe I won’t trust my life to rental tools anymore...

Ha! “Code brown”!

Ya, I didn’t realize how dangerous they were back then.

One of the first car repairs I ever did, was replacing shock absorbers.
It all went smoothly, with the exception of one the spring compressor getting stuck at one point. It popped free without injuring me, and I didn’t really think anything of it.
Thinking back now, it gives me the heebie-jeebies...

“Goddamnit, Joon! That Mig 21 was brand new!!”

“Seriously dude, it would look so much better if you just shave it off.”

I gonna say just maybe they were fucking with you...

That one of them there electronical turbos? I heard they’s extra fast...

VR Hangouts are the Moon Pies of our time.

This is the first salvo in the machine uprising.
As soon as the sexbots appear, the fate of our species is sealed.

Ya, I guess this is the main reason for using a handgun.
The gas tube of that AR would blow up on the first shot.

The real tragedy of this is that being underwater made any witty/coldblooded musings before pulling the trigger completely intelligible...

And then there’s my dog who never learned to catch anything until he was TEN YEARS OLD.

Dude, do you have any idea how many Pokemon eggs I could hatch with that commute?!

Jealous. Used to drive my dad’s 74 SuperBeetle convertible when I was a kid.
Man, I loved that car. It was like driving a go-cart on the highway.
Sometimes terrifying, but always fun.

You’re a terrible person.
Whether or not I laughed, and how much milk came out of my nose is not at issue here.