Right?!
And what about these stupid fucking kids that walk on the sidewalk right beside the goddamned road?! And then they’re all surprised when a car jumps the curb and they get run over!
Why can’t they just walk somewhere safer, like a trail in the woods, or a shopping mall?
Idiots.

That’s tough but fair

Good choice

!!!EXCLUSIVE PIC OF PRODUCTION MODEL!!!

Clad in only a helmet, shoes and white boxer shorts with hearts on them, of course...

By the way that thing was shedding parts, I was hoping to see it finish with just the driver in his seat with the steering wheel in his hands (inexplicably on top of the hill at the end)

Man, autocorrect is just killing me tonight.

Man, autocorrect is just killing me tonight.

They do hold up quite well. Worn fault for over 10 years, and it’s missing a bit of paint in the bezel, and has the odd tiny scratch

They do hold up quite well. Worn fault for over 10 years, and it’s missing a bit of paint in the bezel, and has the…

Hmmm...I like the sound of that. I think I’ll give it a try.

Hmmm...I like the sound of that. I think I’ll give it a try.

Sorry, I'm not sure

Sorry, I'm not sure

Most cats are!

Thanks for all the comments/suggestions, but keep in mind that this is an old watch, that I paid about $50 for over a decade ago. I don’t expect much from it other than to look nice and give me ballpark time. I’m not about to spend money getting it serviced.

Thanks for all the comments/suggestions, but keep in mind that this is an old watch, that I paid about $50 for over…

Mine (10+ years old), barely ever needs to be wound. Just wearing it does the trick.
On the downside, it does gain about 10 minutes over the course of the week, so not super accurate.

Mine (10+ years old), barely ever needs to be wound. Just wearing it does the trick.
On the downside, it does gain…

That’s kind of awesome.
I hope you left it as-is.

Those are even fucking worse...

What you think of it is of no consequence, meatbag...I mean fellow-human.

I was just wondering about that. Looks a little on the small side (with a big gun) for a tank.

Is that actually a tank? Looks more like a tank destroyer.

Meh...looks like my daily commute.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.