Dying is fine.
It’s the being dead forever that I have a problem with.

Yup. Pretty much the same thing for my dad (also cancer).
Thanks for sharing.

It’s new. Mark my words, it’s gonna be huge. All the kids will be saying it.

I used to feel that way too. I used to figure that the older and closer to death I got, the less afraid of it I’d become.

Bald dudes are also poorly represented...

I’d get one if I could afford it. The expense to replace everything after it goes off is pretty bad (I think I read once about $500), but that’s far cheaper than fingers.
But, like I said, I can’t afford it. So I have to keep being careful, like an idiot.

zetec is correct, and it is an important distinction.
The two are very different.

Until I can pay for stuff with my phone (Canada, no Google Wallet yet), yup.
If it’s not in my pocket, there’s little chance I’m going to remember it when I go out.
Between the lack of sleep, and dealing with a 3 and 5 year old, the less I need to remember to grab, the better.

I don’t need all the pockets, just one of the big ones for my wallet. My wallet is quite large due to all of the money it surely contains, you see.
Seriously, though I don’t understand how anyone can comfortably fit a wallet in the standard front or ass pocket. Unless you’re standing, that shit is not comfortable.
Cargo…

I want to see a birth certificate for this Jesus candidate...sounds Mexican.

There’s an NHL awards show now?!

Oooooh...that’s a WALLET!
That makes a lot more sense.

Looking at that thing, I can honestly not think of any other material it could be made of other than cocaine...

Yup, “we” would definitely do that.

Wait! I take that back!
“The Las Vegas Regret” sounds way better.

The Las Vegas Terrible Decisions...

I’d say “what the fuck!?”, But I seriously don’t want to know...

I find it quite fitting that on the previous page, THIS

I was waiting for the camera to zoom out, and reveal the line of cars waiting for their turn.