As a Leafs fan, couldn’t be happier for #81. Loved seeing him host the cup!

#OhWellShesNotDonaldTrump

Can’t decide if these guys are jabronies or mooks...

Exactly. I loved watching the guy play, but I was happy to see him go.
Better for him, better for the Leafs, and better for anyone who enjoys seeing him score goals.

As a Leafs fan (it ain’t easy), I hope he wins the cup, and I think a lot of people in Toronto do.
The media was brutal to the guy when he was here, which was completely undeserved.
He just didn’t belong here. He belonged on a team that was a contender.
I think everyone here, even the media, understands that.
That being…

Fun-fact: Bang Bang was inspired by Kessel’s longstanding pre-game tradition.

When I first saw the gif, I thought they were unveiling the new Mustang...

Or maybe just change your own damn oil (and don’t drive a Le Baron).

Never understood why everyone else in my family hated that car, but I wasn’t about to try to convert them and lose all my driving time!

And you’ll shitload of fun driving it!
I used to “have” (parents car. that they both hated) a 74 Super Beetle convertable. That thing was a blast to drive.
Ever wonder what it would be like to take a golf cart on the highway? Wonder no more!

Ouch...

Texas is a concealed carry state, isn’t it?
You’d think not knowing if someone was carrying or not would make people a little more civilized...

Does this quote ever get old?!
No.
It does not.

Those memories are so faint that I sometimes wonder if they were just a dream...

A galaxy of stars for you.
Vegas sucks balls

You forgot crazy glue. Don’t need bandages when you have crazy glue...

No, guys, it’s cool.
He talked to GOD AND GOT THE OK!
I agree it would have been a total dick move if he didn’t check with God though...
In all seriousness, yes that must really suck to have people claim to share your beliefs, yet do shit like this.
Just thinking about it gives me a headache.

Alternately titled “CHUBBY GINGER VIRGIN MAINTAINS PERFECT RECORD”

Shocking that your dog would be stressed when you’re asserting your dominance!
My dog “hugs” me, but he does it by burying his face in my armpit.
Give him a normal hug, and his tail goes right between his legs.
He does not enjoy that shit.

Thanks! Even his teachers had a hard time resisting the urge to high-five him!