It’s more of a freezing rain thing.
Up here (Canada), nobody does it when snow is expected, just when you’re risk of either getting your wipers frozen to your windshield or just when there’s water or slush that will collect on your wiper and freeze.

“I am so fucking NINJA!”
I’m guessing he’s trying to make sure the guy doesn’t grab for his gun, but I’m not sure hot brass to the eyeball and an exploded eardrum would be helpful.
It does look fucking ninja though...

That’s some lazy-ass trolling, dude.
It’s like you’re not even trying...

Yup. This.

I would add to the last point “unless stopping to help will get you stuck yourself”.
One car stuck is better than two.
On a different note, go to an empty parking lot when it’s snowy, and learn to do handbrake turns. When you go into a spin, that practice can save your bacon. Also, it’s funner than shit.
And…

Sleep well, Hans Gruber

You’d think they’d start shopping double chins on average North Koreans, because LOOK AT HOW FAT THEY ARE FROM ALL THE FOOD DEAR LEADER PROVIDE!!

So it’s electric?
Considering it’s VW, I think it’s a safe bet that it actually runs on coal...

Shoot a the driver of the SUV speeding towards you? Sure.
Use your car door as cover from said speeding SUV? Maybe not so much.
Hindsight, amirite?

I almost got squashed by one of those coming around a curve on a foggy day in Petawawa.
They look even bigger up close, from inside of an Iltis (think VW Rabbit pretending to be a Jeep).

Goddamn that sucks. Sorry you had to deal with that (and are still dealing with it).
Kid brains can recover a lot better than adult ones, so here’s hoping...

This exact thing happened to me years ago. Only difference was I was working Alarm Response for a security company, and was in a marked truck (no lights, just a vinyl logo on the side).
That was the highlight of that shitty job.

Damn, that’s sexy...

This is the reason why I’ve never tried it...

I love this!
If you can’t win, nuke the whole goddamned playground and go home!
I’ve considered doing this before, but never got around to trying it.

Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to do it.

Goddamnit...I guess I can’t claim it was about me anymore.

At least I know for me it eventually stopped.
Now I get to have grownup nightmares!

I never told anybody about it.
On one hand, I’m glad I know what it was, but on the other I worry my kids will have it too (or rather already do).

Holy shit...I never knew that was a thing.
I never heard any mention of this night terrors/tiny hands thing before.
I used to have that all the time when I was a kid, and yes it sucked pretty hard.
I even got a visit from the old hag once...dressed as my mom.