Oh, the places you’ll go, puddle of puke!

I hear ya. That must have been a really thin coating to only be 600lbs on something so huge.

Beat me to it!

Was that Snake River Canyon?

THIS! IS! REDMOND!!

sorry, “nowhere porn”

Do a search for “nowhereman”. My uh...friend uses it.

Yup, it works. Although, I've never had to do the "jam on the brakes" part. Just driving to the end of the driveway and back did the trick.

"Wondrous Woman"

You spelled FLORIDA wrong...