Fuck cancer.

Ebert is one of the reasons I want to become a pop culture critic. RIP.

Beating the Marlins is like beating a team of children.

Old, but this is still my favorite video ever. https:www.youtube.com/watch…

You think you have enough tab's open?

So this ISN'T the Allen Gregory movie?

Ugh.

Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown.

Motherfucking yes.

of course.

You're no sexy rexy grossman, that's for sure.

But he was on the back of the cover to an ELO album, so we cant completely hate him.

How I Met Your Parents For The Rest of Your Life.

Speaking of Sunny, does Phil Dyess-Nugent hate everything?

Hey, FX. Bitch 23. Is just sitting there. Get on that shit.

Bitch 23 is just sitting there. Your move, FX.

As much as a John Muanly show with Martin Short and Nasim Pedrad pleases me, there is more imprtant things going on right now.

Pominville going to Minnesota. I'm now convinced that if any team in the west has a chance of knocking the Blackhawks off, its the Wild. Sorry, Ducks.

I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me! I once was a boy, but now I am a man! I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I'm here to ask for your hand, so if you want to marry men, will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do not bone me,…

Lobsters is the only one who still owns the Kiss solo albums, isn't he?