Dear Internet I am begging you please do not let anyone ever make any suitcase-related Armond GIFs.

*raises hand, looks around, sees no one else agrees, pretends to stretch instead*

That header image looks like could be from Face Off 2: Electric Boogaloo

From your lips to Mike White’s ears. I kind of hate it that we know for sure it’s not Shane. 

Yeah I found this show insufferable. The show was 90% “Lets go find an old hoarder and offer him $50 for his most precocious crap”.    Its that reality TV genre of “Lets justify all the crap we have is actually worth something” which just enables people with mental issues to hoard crap.  

This is my fault; I didn’t watch the Olympics at all, or pay any attention to it whatsoever. 99% of my Olympics coverage came from The Onion, and the other 1% was when I accidentally saw non-satire headlines while scrolling past them.

I didn’t have the will to watch any of the Olympics this year. 

This was an excellent article, one of the best I’ve ever read.

Yes, bribing his subordinate to have sex with him is Armond being "good." He might be understandably coercive, but that's still not great. It doesn't matter what the message of the show is, it matters how the characters actually behave. 

I don’t find Paula particularly sympathetic, considering the way she treats people she doesn’t value (Armond, Quinn) as a servant and/or messy room. I feel like she’s a sketch of performative wokeness as well - whether that’s intentional, who knows, but I have far more empathy for Armond’s addiction struggles than…

yeah as a queer guy this definitely isn’t a coming out story of Quinn’s, it’s him seeing the beauty of actual Hawaii outside the resort.

Trinity’s make-up has been so weird this season. And i dunno why Pandora’s being so timid. For someone who has so much experience both in life and drag race her demeanor doesn’t make sense.

I would say that everyone is different but I have talked to dermatologist that will tell you that most people do not want to wash their whole body with soap and hot water every day. Your skin does have essential oils that most people do not want to purge of daily. You should not have to moisturize after every shower.…

Am I the only one who was bothered by the fact that no one in that family looked like they were remotely related to each other?

Just Watch is fantastic. It even works for the Canadians, which is actually kind of rare. It’s by far the easiest way to search through what to watch…especially when you’re consuming your streaming services on an Apple TV like I am.

I eat 5-10 avocados a week (5 more if you count Chipotle guac). After a few years, I did end up putting the knife into the side of my thumb. Since then, I always put the avocado half with the nut on the counter before striking it. After hundreds of avocados, this has resulted in zeros injuries.

I’m not sure why I’d have my hand anywhere near the avocado when hitting the pit with a knife. It’s just sitting there on the cutting board, I don't need to be holding it. If I miss, the worst that happens is that I slice my avocado in the wrong place.

It’s actually “Point of Know Return” with a ‘K’. Yes, it’s a pun.

Counterpoint: Old glass jars (pickle, jam, whatever) with lids work better. They won’t melt if your used oil is still hot when you pour it in, and they have a wider mouth.

This is legitimately one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever heard.