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Just yesterday, I was sampling the Pretty Woman commentary by Garry Marshall. I just listened for a few minutes, but he was relentless with factoids.

IDK, there’s talk about the dad breaking the kid’s arm in a drunken rage, plus the kid is talking to his finger. Wendy seems checked out, and this all before ever leaving for the hotel. I might say there is some optimism that this hotel caretaker job might be an opportunity to fix the family dynamics, but I wasn’t

I’m not sure how to take “paying audiences”, but to be clear, I wouldn’t go see it, even if you paid me.

At least the video was tagged more accurately.

Enough with shrinkflation! It’s bad enough they short-sheeted my Charmin.

Cable can’t chop one channel because of the crime families they’ve created. ABC and ESPN are all nothing deals. All the major networks are have a major channel with a glut of garbage channels attached, but what a deal.

I’m feeling the ex-wives gave him shit and dragged the kids as reasons. Really, there should’ve been some roast zingers prepared, for Brady as a crap husband, that the exes could put on social.

This show was like SNL’s The Californians was given a $100 million dollar budget but written as a 10-minute sketch.

It apparently didn’t read as the sarcasm intended.

Yes, a lawsuit is so ridiculous when a firmly worded letter would have cleared it all up. Maybe even sent out a couple of free movie passes for bringing this oversight to Cinemark’s attention.

I’m perplexed on Rebel’s position, here. She is offended that Cohen asked her to do a finger in the butt gage; she wasn’t forced into it. However, during one of Rebel’s early film, she has gone on record stating that a director for, The Hustle, told her to stick her finger in Tom Hardy’s ass, without his consent. She

Spending $900 on a Billie Elish concert ticket seems like a huge waste to me, but I guess we all have our priorities.

It would be kind to say everyone is a decade too old for this story (but Carol Burnett is looking too young for her actual age, so maybe that evens things out). I can’t take this story seriously, but I’m okay to see these people whatever they want to do.

David O. Russell for director.

I don’t mind intermittent delays with shipping. We should give that one to them too.

What’s also not needed are those highly choreographed fight scenes that seem to go on for eternity. The way they’re depicted, it seems so improbable that any part of these fights could go past 10-seconds before someone needs an ambulance. Are either one of these guys asking themselves, “Does this 8-minute fight

Isn’t it protocol to interrupt Taylor Swift’s award for proclamations like this?

She’s had her tattoos Photoshopped off.

…said the flashlight.

When Det. Lennie Briscoe left, the show went over the cliff.