Couldn’t make it to the middle of the article, huh?

I’m not sure if you are alluding to him writing Simpsons episodes, or that he belongs in a toxic waste barrel.

yah I’d assume they were aiming for the final bit to be a tribute to Boseman, who is legit great in the role. That’ll learn ‘em to never do that again! Especially since Hopkins didn’t even show up. Shoulda done those zoom acceptance awards!

No slam on Hopkins in The Father, his work in the film and especially the…

I don’t have anything to add to this aside from saying that gelato is, in my opinion, superior to froyo.

If, say, you walked into a library and they’d set up a wet bar, of course that would be disorienting and you’d have a right to say something. But it’s ridiculous to walk into a frozen yogurt place and go “SUGAR FREE? A BRIDGE TOO FAR!”

Did Tasty D-Lite really believe ice cream was invented around 1887?

I swear to God, if Demi Lovato comes for my beloved Dippin’ Dots. . . . 

Genuinely read this as “What to do when your toddler is a Hitler.”

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From Six Flags With Love

Whatever happened to just calling someone an asshole? Or a piece of shit? Or dishonest? All these simple ways of describing things that are, in actuality, very simple indeed.

I didn’t read all you wrote but I agree 100%. This generation is so stupid words have lost their original meaning or flipped entirely. Take “shade” for example. Its current meaning is dissing someone slyly. It used to mean “offering cover or protection”. Like my friend was lying to his wife about his girlfriend and I…

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

Most people would understand that spending the money is not worth the time or hassle it would bring.

That was a whole lot of words for a much worse analogy than the one you were responding to.

Sure, you have a pretty much all the banking agreements, laws, and legal precedents in favor of your point, but how could they prevail over this?

This was the most spectacularly hilarious example of the Streisand Effect in action. Congrats, Khloe, you played yourself.

Unlike many commenters here, I typically have patience with the Kardashian family. They just don’t get under my skin much. But this shit is beyond the pale to me for some reason. I guess I hit my cap. The idea of a 37 yo woman hopping on Instagram live to “prove” her body actually looks a certain way is INSANE to me.…

Why would a book about a prison baseball team have any women in it?

I heard he got that puro stuff. Calls it Chet’s Mix.

Hanks but no Hanks.