ok Lorena, chill out

If there are no cut up wieners in it, then its dead to me

When I worked at an AMC multiplex as a teenager, it quickly became obvious to me that any film with the words “wedding”, “bride” or “baby” in the title would do huge matinee business with the female Century Village crowd, no matter the actual quality of the film. So, given the leads and the title, there is no way this…

I’m so shy that I make sure to wear a small organic mattress on my stomach to hide the 8-pack!

If I lived in that universe, I wouldn’t think Clark Kent was Superman either. Dude can barely walk through a revolving door without the potential for injury. It was a great choice by Reeves.

Step 1: act like a super villain.  Step 2: look like a super villain.

And now we know whatever happened to Baby Jane...

The real question is how did Oprah where those glasses through the entire interview and not once tell us how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop!

“What do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip? Killed in a tunnel.” - Eddie Izzard

Smith just went to the same outfit that made all those clones of Tatiana Maslany.

Eh, I’d rather not go viral at all - positive or negative, it’s all 100% toxic.

I’d piss on his grave too, except I hate standing in line.

In times like these I am always reminded of the famous Bette Davis quote on the passing of Joan Crawford:

You are speaking to Millennials - the most self-righteous generation since the original Puritans. There is no pleasing them. If they actually attain old age they will be the most insufferable seniors yet.

I would’ve thought that the lawsuit would be between Gorilla Glue and Gorilla Snot, for having names that are too similar. I mean, back in the day Coca Cola would sue the crap out of any other drinks that used cola in their names (until they fucked up and accidentally let Pepsi slip by).

You are being far too generous in describing Lala Ri’s outfit as merely “truly unfortunate.” It was by far one of - if not the - worst catastrophes to ever appear on the runway. It was insultingly bad. Like she didn’t even bother to try. Despite nailing the lip-sync she should have been eliminated for that monstrosity…

Nicole Byer commenting on Utica’s third outfit with: “She made that in the same amount of time Lala glued bags all over herself” was the line of the night.

I really hope this is true. I’d watch every single reunion, if they made them, until the Las Vegas cast with Trishelle. I don’t know why that stands out as when things started getting particularly bad for the show, but that’s the stopping point for me (even though I continued to watch the series for a few years…