Yup! And also a Mommy who is now set for life #dreamsdocometrue

Eddie Van Halen deserves a lot more than a line.

OOH! OOH! Do Bill Barr now! Do Bill Barr!

THIS JUST IN: Steven Miller gots the ‘Rona.*

He’s somehow counting on his cult of personality being bigger than it is.

I believe that ”motherfucker,” refers specifically to fucking ones own mother, not mothers in general.

Kinja doesn't have any moderation so yeah, I hope he fucken dies.

I will not. I hope the bastard dies from this shit that he downplayed. His refusal to acknowledge the threat and tell his fuckhead supporters to wear masks and stay home and his insistence on still having his big fucking rallies are all huge reasons why we’re the sick disgusting country that can’t come even close to…

You gotta be classy about it. Like saying “here’s to his swift non-recovery” while raising a glass of champagne and wearing a monocle.

Can I write that I hope he dies here? Cause I hope he dies.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

“Help us Covid-19; you’re our only hope.”

I’m voting for Biden, however my preferred ticket from the start has been Massive Stroke/COVID-19 2020.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

This.

Yea....with the thought of 2 more of these things, I am placing my need to see them right up with getting a spinal tap.

Summation of the night: Friend texted me from his apartment complex and said an elderly neighbor had a heart attack screaming at the goddamn television trying to will Trump to shut the fuck up. The paramedics loaded him up and carted him off with his wife.

That creeped the hell out of me. He lies so often, why couldn’t he manage to there? Something like, “Why yes of course I denounce racists!” We would know he was lying, but still. And he wouldn’t alienate his base because they’re stupid. 

Also... I kinda like to think Big Brad, who was feeling down since blowing Tulsa, being demoted & reports of his grift started coming out was completely pushed over the edge when he heard this was dropping.

Came to post this. There is no way that his behavior and this release by Channel 4 are unrelated.