oh god the Bowie looks like the kid from Mask

I don’t mind that “Freddie Mercury as a claymation grandpa” cake. The Lupita Nyong’o cake just might be a hate crime.

I’m not really sure if I have an opinion or a point here, but I just wanted to take this opportunity to state my feeling about this - pre-nose job Marlo Thomas was cute, post-nose job Marlo Thomas (especially circa 1972) was stunning.

Jezebel hasn’t learned from 2016, even though RBG passed and we are in trouble. As a pregnant person awaiting genetic testing results wondering if I’ll need an abortion, I feel this viscerally

Yes, I’m going to vote for pro-fracking when the alternative is pro-fascism.

Wow, “RuPaul wins an Emmy” becomes “Joe Biden is no better that Donald Trump.” That is some peak Jezebel right there.

This may doxx me but I used to work for the natural gas utility in that part of Wyoming, which was a direct beneficiary of the mineral rights of that ranch. There was no fracking there then and they wouldn’t need to do it now. But don’t take my word for it, take the Jezebel author and some rando PhD candidate (their…

Between this and the Rob Reiner piece, maybe you should just sit out the rest of the day?

Yes, thank you for the daily dose of angsty teen snark, Jezebel. Following in The Intercept’s footsteps, I see! Then again, all the pettiness in the world won’t bring back y’all’s favorite nutty professor.

Sincerest apologies for White Vermont Jesus being unable to cobble together a competent campaign for the win…

Millennial progressives are fucking ignorant as all hell and their schtick is past annoying and tired at this point.

If you didn’t know anything about Rob Reiner, you could have at least taken 30 seconds to Google him. He’s been a highly vocal (and financial) advocate for civil rights for 50 years. He helped start the American Foundation for Equal Rights. He’s repeatedly bankrolled challenges to Right-wing legal attacks on women,…

Well, there’s always that pre-election day asteroid. Hopefully it will enter the atmosphere, but not completely burn up, leaving a stone-sized projectile that will hit Trump on the skull, taking his head completely off.

I hope he dies like Gaddafi.

Yes. Please 2020,  just stop. I can't take it anymore.

It’s a first world problem when that celebration costs $20,000 and can break you financially if all the pieces don’t fall into place perfectly. In other countries in small villages, people don’t spend $20,000 on weddings. You can have a get together and party w/o spending the equivalent of a lifetime salary of a third…

The niece and nephew are having a small backyard wedding next month. They are relieved that thanks to COVID they aren’t expected to have a big wedding they can’t afford.

She looks like the Pepe the Frog in a blond wig

Ray Fisher gave up that argument when he aired out his grievances on social media, a public platform, in order to sway public opinion. It is reasonable to ask for receipts at this point.

I’m sure there are tons of PDF copies online. Steal it, don’t give this shitbag a penny.

Now I imagine him in his office like Darth Vader, hiding his scars on his fucking ugly head.