This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.  I thank you

This needs to be on a t-shirt.

And Matt Gaetz is lead.

Youz guys wanna go eat some detoygint pods?

John Cryer is gold.

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

I blew threw all three episodes tonight. Love this shit. Was on such a sci-fi high from it that when I saw Prometheus was added to HBO Max, I watched it right after (yes, i love Prometheus. Sue me).

I’m not sure how many times I’ve typed this, but I don’t think I can enough: There is not more racism in America, there are just more cameras recording it. 

Bull-fucking-shit.

The CDC said we could have a covid vaccine by November 1st. Two days before the election. 

Are you kidding? In that video, he was running away from people who were trying to stop him and disarm him because he had just shot and killed someone. You don’t get to kill someone, and then claim self-defense when you shoot bystanders who witnessed you killing someone try to disarm you so you don’t keep killing…

You must have some unreleased video.

But wasn’t that video taken after he’d just shot someone in the head? That the people chasing him, were potentially also acting in self-defense, trying to disarm a murderer?

1. I have always felt Brad Pitt was a bit dim, by nature. This photo of him proves my point that he has dumb on his face when not trying to look otherwise.

No shit eh? This is something the employees should have used against him. Some jackass gets in my face like this and I will quickly remind them they are in fact on private property and so yes, we DO have authority here... just like they have authority in their own homes.

It’s funny how Republicans support the right of stores to not serve LGBTQ customers, but lose their shit when stores refuse to serve maskless motherfuckers like themselves.  I guess they don’t actually want unfettered capitalism where corporations can run dictate everything within their stores.

As I said over at The Root, is anyone surprised it was a 17 year old? Gunning down protesters is the new school shootings. But instead of being reviled, they get praise. 

Jim Bakker got a 1.7 million dollar Payday Protection Loan to keep his snake oil business going in these trying times

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