Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

Girl, look how fucking orange you look, girl.

I love a good (weird) conspiracy theory, and I truly hope it catches on.

That photo really shows how much surgery she has had. I doubt there is a facial feature untouched by scalpel or injection. She really is unrecognizable from this girl.

So disturbing...

Yup. Proportions are off for starters. But I do think the movie cats are undersized too.

Come on, it was a Grease thing.
The movie is like, 37.5% about hair.
Plus it hurts to switchblade comb bald skin ^^

Here in upstate ny, pizza folded in half is called a calzone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Buttigieg is still asking how to deal with addressing differences.

The fact that he’s setting himself up to monopolize on his born-againedness and the Kardashian Komplex absolutely frightens me. 

Just curious how many here saw JAWS during its original release during the Summer of 1975? Stood in a line that snaked down a block and turned the corner a line formed an entire showing prior to yours?  Then immediately went to the mall and bought a JAWS t-shirt like millions of others?

I went off on a TSA agent for threatening to make me walk outside and throw away my multi-use water bottle all because it barely had more than the 3.4fl oz limit. She wouldn’t let me just take a small swig of it nor was I allowed to just dump it out into the trash can, since it was clearly an accident seeing how…

Anyone else over here grumpily waiting for superhero media to run its course? Sorry not sorry.

A controversy so stupid it could only possibly come at the end of 2019, a year full of stupid controversy. 

Yep — the US government seems structurally incapable of saying, “Some low level of waste, fraud, and abuse is inevitable in social programs, because neither humans nor systems are perfect, but we will power through this in the name of the greater good.”

Yup, and I’ll still get snide comments about how I’m lazy and entitled and should “just get a job”

Shut the fuck up, Jason DeRulo. Your thirst seems desperate.

At this point, Jason Derulo has said all that he needs to say about his dick.

I just got a letter yesterday that my food stamps are being reduced to $10 a month. Good times.