And with mangled grammar in all of them, no doubt. (Randy Rainbow’s Melania grammar lesson is a classic):

Miley Cobain???

I don’t know about all Catholic hospitals, but, a couple years ago, when my mom needed surgury, one of the many, many reasons she refused to use the closer to us Catholic hospital was they would not allow any patient to have a D.N.R. Luckily we live in an urban area and had the ability to travel further to a secular…

We had a case here in Ireland a few years ago. Because of the 8th, a woman who was in a coma, and brain dead after a car accident was kept on life support til it went through the court that she should be allowed to die. She was 15 weeks pregnant. This was in the run up to Christmas and her born children suffering…

In what world is Chris Hayes blonde?

I read this in my late granddad’s voice.  He used that saying a LOT!

I read this as “dating an 18 year old at 25 pounds”. It took me a few (and reading a few more posts) before I scrolled back up to re-read and validate she in fact doesn’t weigh 25 pounds.

Agree; but, how could they not identify with him?

Joe Giudice supporting Trump after having spent time in ICE detention seems a lot like Rep Steve Scalise (R-La) getting shot then affirming his stance against gun control. The mind reels trying to understand these right wingers and Trump fans.

Don’t forget the new lips.

Plus a lighting designer, obvs.

I’m sure the whole event was catered too. Nothing too complicated, just some finger food and bubbly. 

And at least a couple security guys to push away the riff-raff.

I would love to see Tom get asked, “What’s it like to be a short old guy in a tall young guy’s world?”

That seems to be the one thing that truly horrible people never consider...I wonder if they believe that they’ll die first or that the ones they’re the most horrible to will never EVER have the nerve to stand-up to them in ANY way what-so-ever...

I honestly think she was just Botoxed to hell in those weird pics so she couldn’t scrunch her eyes closed as much as we were used to seeing. Plus the less than flattering make-up and weirdly ungroomed eyebrows...it all added up to a strange effect on someone who was usually so polished and distinctive looking. 

Her beauty may not have been considered on trend. But there can be no argument that it wasn't classic.

Trump couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd

Most of these companies just find old mattresses on the side of the road and spray them off in a car wash and send them out.