Let's be realistic Nintendo. It's not Mario Kart anymore.
It's Super Smash Kart.

I chalked it up to Kalos being based on France, all frou-frou fancy with the fashion and whatnot.

And I bet we western folk will be screwed over once again.

Right now, I am having more fun playing Touhoumon, but sure, I might get this and never play it, just like I got Pokemon Y, Pokemon Black and Pokemon Black 2. I think the last one I played seriously was Diamond.

Old women who've run out of fucks to give are the best

Hey, you don't have to yell. That's Nancy's schtick.

This is the easiest and potentially most entertaining assignment for an unskilled intern. How to Get Away With Murder should use this.

My 86-year-old Grandmother hit the nail on the head when she called her Crazy Grace.

I can only wish that someone named "fartgod" would listen to/understand this sort of nuance...

A few minutes after her father died, Tom put his paw on Gehlert's hand. Thompson took a photograph.

Because Anna hopes that her mother will ultimately prove that she loves her by for one time stepping up to the plate and doing the right thing.

Show up.

Of course, because it's inflammatory. I'm allergic to the inflammatory.

Thank you. While leaving him and realizing the truth was the most painful experience I've ever had, I am SO much better off. He would have ruined my life, and the lives of our future children (obviously) and I am very blessed that I had friends, family and coworkers who wholeheartedly supported my decision. Without…

How true this actually is.

They can be reinstated and play, but they don't get helmets.

I like it. Right amount of camp, but still with a correct element of drama that's appropriate to the events of the story. Fits right in with "New Hope," "Empire Strikes Back," and "Return of the Jedi."