"for keeping your keyboard crumb- and cat-hair-free."

This is actually from the only reddit board I read - /raisedbynarcissists . For those of you who grew up with evil, hateful, narcissistic, self-absorbed parents who were never there for you, this is the board to become a part of. You won't feel alone anymore

In fact, I suspect we will soon have a list of the things like how saying happy holidays = war on Christmas.

Counterpoint: Oreos.

It's cause your cat think's he's grocery.

when you gots'ta go, you gots'ta go

Mad propz for the pikachu pillow! :D

*dances the oval face dance*

My brother and I nearly threw out our Wii because of how difficult the new Wii Donkey Kongs are

I mean still to this day I regard DKC:2s soundtrack as the best in any game...ever.

I found Nemo! :D

I spit my water out reading this xD

My comment wasn't on the humor, rather the fact that this person didn't know who they were when it was considered one of the best comedies that came out that year.

My comment wasn't on the humor, rather the fact that this person didn't know who they were when it was considered one of the best comedies that came out that year.

Weig and McCarthy were in Bridesmaids, a little known film that made $288 million dollars. But yeah, total nobodies.

I think it's safe to say us Americans will always be worse than you.

Just came here to say I fucking love MarioKart 8. The online play makes me splooge

I'm guilty of imitating Diddy Kong's sounds. Especially the DKC 2 menu music. Hoo hoo hoo, hoohoo hoo-hah.

I can understand this. I did the same thing with Melee when it came out, and now I'm addicted to MK8 (yes, a racing game) and I can't stop my need to watch my points get higher and higher after every win. Maybe it's different with games with online play?

THANK YOU so much for this, it's been driving me crazy. There's little sunken-in butt marks on all the couch cushions and it needs to go lol