Funny, I've had dogs in my training classes who went to bite me, and I never hit them or ever needed to hit them to make it stop.

Hitting an adult is a crime. Why is hitting children ok?

"is it really surprising that our #1 concern is one that touches us all: the economy? "

relevant here.

"Republicans push themselves further and further right in primaries"

it's ok, James Cameron has got that covered for you

It's not about being politically correct — it's about realizing that not everyone has blonde hair and blue eyes and that if they wanna make more money and have more fans, they should get their shit together and get more princesses that LOOK like the people they're trying to sell to. They may be kids movies, but what…

I rewatched this for the first time as an adult — my mom didnt like the BROKEN FAMILY deal and wouldnt let us rewatch it — and omg, I was laughing my ass off.

andddddddddddd his heart broke

"for the aggravated sexual molestation of a then 8-year-old relative of Mama June's."

They romanticize the time when they enslaved other people, rebelled against the government — and the Constitution they are constant.y trying to protect. They also fought a law designed to keep them from disenfranchising minorities passed during the 1960s, and when that law — Title Five of Voting Rights Act — was…

Hey, I'll have beach front property in Phoenix! :D

Texas is living the nightmare of no taxes already:

"I would prefer not to."

I get this way with people who don't wanna pay taxes. Fine, you don't wanna pay? then you have to pay to use roads, abandon your social security, etc.

I fucking love this game. MORE TRACKS? fuck yeah.

"Offsides...being gay, automatic first down"

"know the joy of water boiling at 100 degrees and freezing at 0"

Or, if you're my classmates from 10th grade, you make the entire world change for you xD

ah, this explains why there's never a pen around when you need it.