But they have a man they named the Pope who is supposed to speak with god directly. That's exactly what the church is supposed to do: dictate culture and religious traditions. But hey, I'm an atheist so maybe I'm wrong

""In fact, real life ghosts function the same way"

Ocarina of Time's chickens. Until they RAINED VENGEANCE UPON ME.

who isn't gay for Colbert, man is a funny sexy guy

"But the Wii U Pro controller just doesn't measure up to the GameCube one no matter how I look at it."

especially since she's already a parody of herself

which means nothing, really. There's plenty of people who deny allegations when it's completely true. But I get it, it's not like she can come out and say "yep, he's totes a molester."

CALLED OUT, BOOM.

I think it really has to do with timing...I play online solely because...well, I'm fucking better than everyone else I know and it gets boring getting my ass blue-shelled all the time. I find that it really depends on what day of the week it is, as well as time. I mean, theres gonna be fewer people during the work…

fair enough, but semantics. it was a throwaway line because im lazy and couldnt think of another analogy. theres other more worthy stuff to get angry about ;)

your last line made me snort haha

no worries ;) that's adorable you'd talk pokemon at swim practice

I was a Ruby girl so I'm probably gonna do the Alpha. So exciting we get another game so soon after Pokemon X! (which is just incredible, btw — I think I spent all my Pokedollars on clothes LOL)

this is so great! thank you for sharing this :)

I got obsessed with Jigglypuff and could imitate the voice perfectly, same with my brother. (I still can today...but being 24 makes it a bittttt creepy lol) We would both pretend we were Jigglypuff siblings and made all these story lines and plots together for car rides and the like. My dad realized right away how…

well, as they say....you gotta catch 'em all

I hope they go totally meta on the career front and make a choice "Sims Designer"

lol did anyone else notice how EMPTY that auditorium/gym is??

s'alright ;) — she has an alien-esque look haha

Been an open relationship for two years, almost three. I hated it at first, but my SO is bi and he wanted to be with a guy. We had been dating for 5 years at that point and we knew we were gonna get married, but it still hurt cause I couldn't give him what he wanted. Hell, I was his second girlfriend ever. But my…