I mean, it would be nice if they remade My Giant with some likable characters and funny jokes.

morningstar? like satan?

They should have just quietly swapped McAdoo for Tim Heidecker. No one would have noticed.

I lived in Houston for about 5 years. Whataburger has In-N-Out beat in every fast food category. But what about the secret menu, Mr. Shoe? You ask. If getting onions and thousand island dressing is the way to improve your food, and you don’t advertise it, you have more problems than your incredibly average burger.

“Burgers are a trickier beast for chains to nail successfully. With very few exceptions (In-N-Out for fast food, Steak ‘n Shake and Fuddruckers for casual sit-down)“

Since when is it consensus that In-N-Out has an unassailable burger? I’m not taking this California propaganda anymore. In-N-Out’s burger is just fine, but nothing special, and their fries have a half life of approximately 25 seconds.

“The Giants want Stanton. Stanton wants L.A. L.A. doesn’t want to pay Stanton.”

That’s cold-blooded.

Joe Morgan is probably patient zero for exactly when young people (now old-ish) stopped caring about MLB.

It’s good that all these accusations are coming out in Publix.

I love how much of a process it is, figuring this shit out. My stepdad is now a fucking Master Chef with the smoker, but his first few tries were like, charred blocks of what formerly used to be meat. I look forward to one day owning a smoker (I suppose I have to own a house first, so that’s quite a ways away) so I,…

“The worst people like golf, the worst pastime. There is a certain stereotype of golfers: lazy, wealthy, loud men in ugly clothing—Republicans. This stereotype is accurate.”

Saw the title, and who wrote it—yep, about what I expected.

I love golf, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I prefer to walk the course, but often that is not an option. I golf once a year (for the past 5 years) but I’d golf 36 holes or more every goddamn day if I was able to. Golf is awesome.

Yeah.

Eh, I don’t think that everyone needs a dedicated “shame step,” particularly if you can address that situation internally. Hell, I’d imagine that a good portion of 7th grade nerds talked about girls in gamergate-esque terms, but most of us grew out of that. It’s the folks who are developmentally arrested that could…

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT JEFF FISHER MADE US PROUD IN OUR DIVISION AGAIN

+1 Starrcade reference.

I haven’t been this pissed since they pulled off the Black Scorpion’s mask and it was Ric Flair.

Wait, are you suggesting that, in a conflict, things are kind of complicated and there are different levels of blame that each party may be expected to receive? I thought around here there were only two types of people: perpetrators and victims.