“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

Tom Brady and Donald Trump; two assholes infamous for their pathetic, saggy balls.

It’s people like you who when being sent to the electric chair, order two pounds of unpopped popcorn for their last meal.

^ That meme is the most sacrilegious thing I have ever witnessed. Give me my cookie.

This is a different kind of sacrilege but I’ll share it anyway. When I was in the 4th grade, I started singing with the adult church choir. One of the adults, a lovely woman who later became my third grade teacher, would often give me a ride home after practice.