Tony Romo doesn’t have 2 championships. Comparison invalid.

Hopefully he gets a basketball rematch with Prince.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Not even close. That was a horrible game. Fun, but bad.

“I would love a Caps-Pens conference final” - NHL Fans

No, the clit is real. It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

“Help me!”

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Not to mention all those folks who are consistently described as “loose” and “forward”. 

She was clearly asking for it, hanging around with hookers and all.

Can we just stop the anthem at sporting events? I mean maybe championship games or something but come on. It’s so stupid. Plus I would love to see the outpouring of vitriol from people who truly do base their lives on the anthem, and hold it sacrosanct.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

unfortunate mic placement

Does anyone honestly believe this shit? My dick is big and works great, so I took some off-brand boner pills? There’s only two reasons to take off-brand bone pills: