This is an absolutely abhorrent take on what happened. This was intentional. not a doubt in my mind. Source: played hockey for the past 16 years

You can make bank on that.

Yeah but truth was he was actually in love, and he only bragged after getting the Deer John letter.

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

America Explains Itself After Loss To Donald Trump: I Fucking Blew It

*24-0

Man,

Lotta 12-to-6 elbows thrown by the dude in the glasses — that should have been a 1-point deduction right there.

“Pfffttt! We didn’t have to do anything to make ours brown.”

Tobias has been saving his smoked meat since forever. Starting to smell a little fünke.

aka “first”

Helmet to Helmet contact. Unsportsmanlike

Daddy, why is Tom Brady 26-3 against the Bills in his career?

Waving the fuckign dildo around!?!?

Waving the fucking cake around?!

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Calmer than you are.

“It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
- Doctor’s discussing Emmitt Smith in concussion protocol.

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.

He was the best of teens, he was the worst of teens