Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“Hey, lady. You got a hind end that makes me want to go from the shotgun to under center on third and long, if you know what I mean.”

It did find a cure for mediocrity.

But is it an elite charity?

Leave Sheetz out of this. That is a damned fine chain I will defend vociferously.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Those contractors knew what they were signing up for!

Grey and Blue knows how to throw a punch. Orange guy does some weird downward chop like he’s a silver screen damsel-in-distress fighting off the evil Count Rupert. Green Shirt throws haymakers and White shirt only knows how to wrestle and not very well. I think you’ve gotta score Notre Dame for the win on this one,…

For that? That’s like getting Al Capone for not paying his taxes.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Full of chase.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Thanks for reminding me how much better the games would be without the announcers and just the real sounds from the game instead.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

My condolences...Becky.

“Donald Trump is President” is the stupidest shit on the planet, and you take this silly show too seriously.

I thought Jaime was d-e-d. DED