Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Not to mention all those folks who are consistently described as “loose” and “forward”. 

She was clearly asking for it, hanging around with hookers and all.

Can we just stop the anthem at sporting events? I mean maybe championship games or something but come on. It’s so stupid. Plus I would love to see the outpouring of vitriol from people who truly do base their lives on the anthem, and hold it sacrosanct.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

unfortunate mic placement

Fuck Gus Johnson, fuck Penn State, fuck Joe Paterno, and fuck Donald Trump (just because).

Does anyone honestly believe this shit? My dick is big and works great, so I took some off-brand boner pills? There’s only two reasons to take off-brand bone pills:

I just looked for naked pics of him, and while I’d eat him with a spoon, he needs to stop skipping leg day.

This is an absolutely abhorrent take on what happened. This was intentional. not a doubt in my mind. Source: played hockey for the past 16 years

You can make bank on that.

Yeah but truth was he was actually in love, and he only bragged after getting the Deer John letter.

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

America Explains Itself After Loss To Donald Trump: I Fucking Blew It

*24-0

Man,

Lotta 12-to-6 elbows thrown by the dude in the glasses — that should have been a 1-point deduction right there.

“Pfffttt! We didn’t have to do anything to make ours brown.”

Tobias has been saving his smoked meat since forever. Starting to smell a little fünke.