Helmet to Helmet contact. Unsportsmanlike

Daddy, why is Tom Brady 26-3 against the Bills in his career?

Waving the fuckign dildo around!?!?

Waving the fucking cake around?!

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Calmer than you are.

“It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
- Doctor’s discussing Emmitt Smith in concussion protocol.

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.

He was the best of teens, he was the worst of teens

He’s gonna need a bigger boot.

Messi should be more careful.

Yeah, but how much was that Creedence worth?

The lineman is not the issue here, Dude.

BEGIN THE THAWING OF CHARLIE BATCH

Labutt Brown

I was completely expecting the ass of a big fat hairy dude as well.

I think you mean it would “blow”

The only surprise here should be that it’s a woman’s butt....

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that