It’s been an open secret for years. I’m not even in the industry (just the service industry in southern ca, and not even LA) and I’ve heard the rumors. You can even see it in her show. She does a lot of schtick that includes exposing her guests to something either deeply embarrassing or one of their greatest fears.…

Right? It’s so weird when you agree with someone but for the exact opposite reasons. Democratic leadership suuuuuuuuucks. And yet they’re infinitely better than the second best choice. 

The “eventually” in the comment suggests that maybe this person didn’t?

This has already literally happened. Breonna Taylor’s partner Kenneth Walker shot one of the plainclothes cops storming their home in the middle of the night. He was charged with attempted murder, the charges have since been dropped. 

DID ANYONE KNOCK ON WOOD?? This is all your fault. 

We need sliding scale fines in this country. The closest we will ever get to eat the rich. Plus I highly doubt gouty douche bags taste good at all.

B l a c k wimmin. 

He’d be the Biden 100%.  

NOOOOOOOOOO. 

Nope! No thank you! Nieeeeewwwwwp. 

He has no clue how to pronounce “gentrification.”

I have an emerald engagement ring. It is teeny (1/2 karat) but deliciously Art Deco. I love it. It has a few diamonds on the side. The downside is emeralds are very soft, so it is best not to wear them daily unless you have a very cushy job and are religious about taking off when doing dishes and such. Even without…

Our first racist president was our FIRST president. 

Right?? This is how you be an ally. I want him to adopt me. 

He looks like his face is trying to retreat down into his asshole.

So Stacy Abrams is going to be the VP? If they didn’t select her for John Lewis’ seat that means that she’s got to be the pick, right?

Yeah dude, the problem is that an alarming number of people are still refusing to wear masks. I have seen more universal mask wearing during the Portland protests than on my street on any given day. So yeah, if people stopped being pieces of shit and put the goddamn thing on their stupid fucking faces the moment they…

You don’t think being tear gassed, pepper sprayed, shot at, and beaten is punishment? 

It’s almost as if when everyone is wearing masks and congregating outdoors the risk of spreading the virus goes down dramatically. Crazy I know, since this is what the science has suggested for months and no link has been made between protests and virus spikes.

My Women’s March sign said “Make Margret Atwood Fiction Again” and I was mostly thinking about abortion access but man it works on so many levels now.