I can’t help but think, every single time, that the mere statement “I’m not racist” is usually uttered by - drum roll - A racist. It tics it over the line if she had added the ‘but,’ you usually get (I’m not sexist, but, I’m not judging someone on their money, but, etc), that said, the louder someone yells about what…

Edited to add - to the sender, not our dear FuckUp. So horrified I messed up the names.

Might have had me saying try to stay loyal with boundaries RIGHT up to the ‘track her down and shoot us’ line. In a second, that went from stay true to ‘nope, peace out. As someone who had to walk barefoot thru the blood and brains of a friend’s boyfriend after 12 hours of being beaten the crap up and pistol whipped…

If the actual legal date and the church date somehow being different makes things muddy, I’m screwed. In my case, it’s the other way around though - there is the day I got stuck in a massive dress (sounds worse than it was, I honestly didn’t give a good god damn about it and handed the choice to my mom who DID,…

You know... every single time I think I’ve finally become numb to all the world’s horrible takes, that I really can’t be shocked anymore, I come over to Jezebel and in just glancing at a title, I feel the need to see if my news sipping vodka was in it’s drawer. I shouldn’t be shocked idiots like this harvard twit…

The hereditary and ‘lineage’ crap always makes me giggle. The nonsense that is hung on the whole royal idea makes me damn proud of one small thing about my own family history.

I agree the term was sloppily used when applied to him, but let’s be honest here. How many people are going to know what ephebophilia is? (Full disclosure : even as someone who reads obsessively, the only reason I know the term is because of a current situation a friend is going thru. “Things that are icky as well as…

I both admire and loathe your ability to turn a phrase. ‘Trumplican’ is going to haunt me for a few days now. Have you considered using your power for good? But even with my stomach turning at the term, I offer to you a cookie.

And even if he couldn’t grasp this himself, the kid must have an absolute army of: managers, publicists, lawyers, personal assistants and fixers to do so for him. Why the ruddy hell someone hasn’t thrown themselves over his phone like it was a grenade and they were trying to protect their own paychecks is utterly…

Should I ever be made Queen of the Whole Goddamned Universe (I swear, if my army of flying monkey don’t arrive soon, I’m going to have to have very stiff words with the post office) one law I will enact before my butt hits the seat will boil down to teaching people that while violence for the sake of violence is bad,…

It seems petty to confess this considering all the misery the orange twit dropped on the country, but the fact he forced me to back Biden and give any voiced support to Cuomo wasn’t just the straw that snapped this camel’s back - it was the ton of shite used to drown said camel, then the gasoline used to burn the…

If I had known there was such a payout in writing erotica, I wouldn’t have stopped after ghostwriting one lesbian erotica romance novel back in college. Makes the $2,000 I made look pretty paltry. Ah well, rent was paid.

For every good interview Gayle does, she does another that just makes my jaw clench and want to scream. “Why didn’t you leave?” is just... a rather sick question to ask, and coming from another woman, no. Just no. Twiggs handled it with such grace, but just enough bite to be perfect. Why didn’t you leave is just…

Can’t believe I’m defending KimK here, but... does it not seem an awful lot like some kind of self-righteous slut-shaming here is going on in the comments? Even some rather gross racial ‘wonder what rich talented black man she is going to take down next’ ideas going on. Yes, she is a reality star who has a sex tape.…

I think I spent at least a solid 90 seconds staring at the title of this piece wondering if I had either skipped my nighttime round of epilepsy meds or perhaps my last biggie had taken even more outta my brain than previously believed - hell, I still run into random holes, so it’s a fair question to ask myself -…

Well, my parents opted out of letting me go to sex ed, and before I pulled myself out of school for homeschooling (by 12, I had managed to skip 3 grades and at 13 finally threw a fit of such epic levels my folks gave up, called me a bad seed and told the school system I was going to be homeschooled. I got dropped off…

You have no idea how much this pains me to write, I’m literally getting a headache as I type this but... there is, and I think she was using first, a product called ‘got2beglued’ and ran out. And if you happen to be a human with poor reading skills and sub-par comprehension levels (I have no clue if she fits in those…

Any chance you are willing to share? The sad thing is his step daughter Zoe is on the list too and that could just get weird for EVERYONE involved.

Majestic is still... in the future. Right now I have a teenage Maine Coon going thru full ragamuffin stage (have to get a humidifier soon, she is an utter static monster and anyone who thinks cats are dumb animals should watch her. She will intentionally static herself, rolling and rolling on a blanket that…

At least in as far as people who have interacted with her away from the cameras claim... that is pretty much just, well, her. Which in it’s own way is weirdly admirable, to be so fully comfortable in your own skin that what you see is what you get is a rare human trait. Maybe it’s because I’m just a grumpy old wench…