Think we could talk the academy into this? Maybe a dunk tank? Turn the whole thing into a cross between an award show, Total Wipeout, American Ninja with just a hint glamour? (Actually, screw glamour. The rest sounds like MUCH more fun!)

Let me just clarify something for myself: You can rape underage kids, back women into corners to molest, do hard drugs, ‘accidentally’ shoot someone, be a racist fuckwit and a million other horrible crimes and work until you ride off into the sunset with more money than god and no one has an issue with it in…

Why, WHY in this day and age do people like this rolling shite stain still act like any adult activity beyond missionary, in a twin bed, with your spouse, is somehow shocking and a weird flex? It’s sex. I’m sure, at least according to all the women who have come forth with how horrible this twisted Ken doll is, the…

I am so going to hell for having any answer to this.... but.

Someone needs to tell Rock he isn’t Ricky Gervais or Joan Rivers - if you don’t know how to tango around and avoid cruel while going hard, don’t try and just instead leave it to the experts. Last few years, the dude hasn’t even pulled a chuckle out of me (part of that can be blamed on the fact that bro and frankly…

Eh, I think it might be more they HAVE had real problems but had absolutely no framework, support system or even understanding to manage them. How many politicians who have been screaming anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric for decades are found tapping their foot in a public stall hoping for a quickie or even just flat out found…

Childish of me, but the whole profiting from people pushing her to pick a side invokes just a weeee bit of jealousy in this pan gal. All I’ve ever gotten is nagged, yelled at, looked at suspiciously and generally called either a liar or a whore (Personal least favorite, insults coupled with demanding I screw someone,…

Oh, no worries. A few things still come up outta nowhere and take a second to process, and some references even decades later, I don’t share with my peers (never watched tv let alone cartoons, no movies but Christian ones, ditto music, no books that weren’t approved, etc.) - that one actually bugs me the most. Hate…

Confession time - had to do something similar and to this day, my parents are convinced my husband and I were good little kids the whole time we were together (full disclosure - nope. Friends with benefits came before dating. And actually, it was ‘a fun night at a bonfire reenactment event, my corset was tied in…

Ah, if only I could. Have tried, and as sad as it is - I HAVE cut back. I was practically a dealer in college because I was making these candies that were coffee beans rolled in layer after layer of chocolate, espresso powder and caffeine powder and sold them during every big exam period. Short of adding crack to…

If they want to address the situation, wouldn’t a brief “we know you have heard what is going on, please go to X website after the show and be directed to more information and links to how you can help. The show will be donating the/some of the proceeds from today to X charity and hope you will as well” and move on be…

That is an utterly ridiculously adorable puppy. Who also looks like a canine cousin to my Pasithea (very large floof ball with long orange hair. And when I say large, I mean large. You shouldn’t have to walk ~sideway~ thru a doorway when holding a cat on it’s back, is all I’m saying) who, weirdly, has a similar rule…

Hold on, back it up, you kinda buried the lead there Lillian - I don’t care about the zero sugar/artificial sweetener side of things, but no CAFFEINE? What the hell is the point then? The only reason to actually drink Mt Dew is the caffeine. Enough to kickstart your brain, but not so much you die if you shotgun one or…

Screw putting them INTO the rocket, at this point I’d be fine with strapping them to the outside as insulation panels. (If that sounds overly harsh, it’s been a long day already and I’m a tad cranky. Finally made myself read the interview with Trump and his current feelings of what to do in Russia and gave myself a…

There may be a valid reasons some folks are pushing the DTF drive, actually. While it’s kinda creepy it has one good glimmer of happiness in it to embrace.

As long as they have the option to decline and it isn’t actually deadly outside there doesn’t seem a reason to avoid it as long as you can pay a good tip. The only time I decide the weather is too bad to order (basic rule of thumb I have found: don’t order food in any weather bad enough you can’t tolerate the idea of…

I passed the point of people telling my ED was somehow making me look great about 3 offramps ago and now they just look like they think about about 2 seconds from tipping over dead. My ED even has thrown up it’s hands and started worrying if it maybe went a wee bit too far. I’m not skeletal, but 140 on 6'2 isn’t…

You know, if a class I took in college had ever explained things that clearly, I might have done more than pass by the barest of luck. (Seriously. Had to do a team project to pass. I cooked for everyone and had them stay at my house while the project was worked on since everyone else was stuck in a dorm while I rented…

Hugs right back and may you have a truly lovely day. It was thankfully a time ago, and I have, more or less, gotten my head together over the years. It’s been a struggle but the number got me off the beachside and putting down some items that would have taken ME off the stage. It isn’t a magic wand, in the way some…

I’ll give those a look, one or two of those I have/do some of the same thing - bur I had absolutely NO clue there was something called, of all things, “Deezer” (I think I may have just gotten more conformation of being old...) but I confess, a few of the artists I follow are also ones I’ve met or traveled in some of…